Ghost For Sale

A woman is selling her father's "ghost" on eBay to alleviate her son's fears that the ghost is haunting their house.

To whoever wins this auction I would like to ask you to write a letter after you've received the cane (and the ghost) to my son letting him know that he's there with you and you're getting along great. I will give details at the end of the auction to the winner.

The bid price at the moment is $14,935.66.

Predictably, there are now numerous imitators listed on eBay, just like the virgin Mary grilled cheese. Suddenly everyone has a ghost to sell.