Corrections

"Loosely" based on this alJazeera article and this story from this site:

Hamas: Statements Were In Error

WEST BANK - Hamas issued a correction and an apology, Sunday, for confusion generated by recent public statements.
"Hamas apologizes for any confusion and false-hope generated by our recent statements. It is possible to interpret these statements as meaning that Hamas supports non-violent activity when in fact it does not," said a senior Hamas official speaking before a suicide-bomber brainwashing clinic.
Hope was raised in the past few days that Hamas might declare a cease-fire and recognize Israel as a country with a right to exist.
"We reiterate our goal of liberating the whole of Palestine from the Zionist enemy and casting them into the sea."

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