Conquered by Footwear

Apparently Adidas is releasing the world's first intelligent sneaker. I didn't pay much attention, but I think I saw On and Off buttons on the side. So perhaps it'll still be awhile before sneakers take over the world.

The song they used for their movie-theatre commercial was neato, vaguely reminiscent of Poe's "5 1/2 Minute Hallway". If anyone has info on this, please let me know.

Not much else to say today, unless anyone has some good advice on playing poker. I plan on partaking of a little Texas Hold'em tomorrow after having watched quite a few tourneys on ESPN and the Travel Channel. I'm keeping my fingers crossed that my brain will do its little unconscious learning thing and suddenly I'll be much better at poker now than I was two years ago (previous examples of unconscious multitasking include Risk and Super Smash Brothers)- either that, or I'll experience another massive quantum luck shift, akin to the great Scrabble Tile Reversal of 1999, when suddenly I started getting letters besides I and E for the first time in my life.

One can only hope.

Smart Shoes

I've actually really wanted to try the intelligent shoes since I first read about them a few months ago. If I remember correctly, they're pretty expensive ($250 or more, I think). I don't think I'd buy them, but to put things in perspective, women spend that on "dumb" shoes all the time.

As far as poker advice goes, it really depends on your competition. If they're fairly simple-minded about the game, then your success is going to depends largely on your luck...it takes someone who's paying attention to be successful with the psychological mind-fucking.

spam terrorism

My last comment was initially picked up by the spam filter, most likely for containing the "p-word." It'd be really hard to carry on a conversation about a certain card game...DAMN YOU SPAMMERS for forcing us into this state of fear!

mostly novices

But the host is actually pretty good. It's going to be low-stakes though, with the implied understanding that we're anteing up partially to share in his wisdom.

Luck is indeed a big part of the game, or rather, having at least some luck some of the time is a prerequisite to learning the finer points of the game. Getting nothing but random low cards and topping out with the rare two-pair is not a good way to start reading tells and bluffing and check-raising. Hopefully the Texas style will be more to my luck's liking than regular 5-card draw.

It does have sex appeal, so maybe the cosmos will respond positively.

BTW

Do you know the ad to which I referred? Have you heard that song?

well that sucked

So, our poker night turned into a ridiculous drinking night, complete with ice luge. I swear I had these people pegged my first day here: law school = drinking, drinking, drinking, and classes. Homework depending on drinking.

We ended up playing two no-limit hands as sort of an instructional intro. It was four men, action was to me first, so I just called the big blind with pocket sixes. If I remember correctly, the small blind limped in with a call and the big blind checked out. Dealer folded. The flop was K and 6 of spades and a red ten. I made a modest bet. Small blind called, big blind folded out. No flush help on turn, I bet bigger, small called. Last card, no help to flush, I bet even bigger, small still called. There was no raise action so I thought I was relatively safe.

Small had two spades, one the ten, so he was looking for the flush draw. I won with the three sixes over his pair of tens.

In retrospect, I wasn't paying sufficient attention to the possibility of another pocket pair. I think I pulled the weakest card on the board, maybe the second-weakest. But from my analysis of the betting, small blind really didn't seem like he had pocket tens or kings. After that, pulling a 3 of a kind on the turn or river would've been harder to read since action was to me and I was already committed.

Next hand I folded out with a 5 2 off suit, and after the turn card everyone else folded out on a moderate bet from the small blind.

So, for two hands of poker with no real money, I spent 6 hours watching people get wasted. Fucking wankers.

heh, spammed out

I just posted a comment about last night's "game." Spam filter has raped it. Ah well.

Goddammit!

Well, for anyone who was curious about the music from that Adidas commercial, apparently it was a made-for-commercial cut featuring Karen O. on vocals (frontwoman for the Yeah Yeah Yeahs) and written by Sam Spiegel, who's apparently some sort of relation to Spike Jonze, director of the commercial.

In other words, like the original AXE Effectâ„¢ commercial, the music will be nigh-unto-impossible to find in any sort of unedited form. GODDAMMIT!